Just playing around with some things…
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
this makes me so happy
"Hey whatcha got there lemme slam my head into it"
Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.
The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.
Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good
It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.
"I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."
Twin Peaks (Pilot, Dir. David Lynch, 1990)
Trash Humpers (Dir. Harmony Korine, 2009)
Like why do people have to police people’s sexuality, gender, or why do people care about property and money when there’s SO MANY COOL THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE THAT’S SO MUCH MORE REWARDING like SCIENCE AND MUSIC AND ALL OTHER ARTS and having a good time with people and drugs and just so many nice things why
I am reading “The Elegant Universe” by Brian Greene (a book about Superstring Theory) and could not help but share this. Might I add that my mind was blown at least 5 or 6 times in 50 pages, 3 of those being today in 5 pages at the end of the second chapter; I highly recommend this book, even just the first two chapters.
Stripped down and simplified, Einstein’s theory of relativity basically explains that space and time are four interwoven dimensions. An object moving at 100 kph in one direction (say on the North/South axis) will have travelled 100 km after an hour has passed. If the object was moving at even the slightest angle, after an hour the distance travelled will be less than 100 km because some of the speed is shared in the direction of the East/West axis. Here’s where it gets weird:
This theory also holds the fact that every object in the universe is moving at light-speed. That is, in four dimensions - three spatial and one time. An object at rest has no spatial velocity but is moving through time at light-speed. But an object in motion must account for its spatial velocity through the time velocity, meaning that it is moving slower through time. This also means that objects moving at light-speed do not age. “There is no passage of time at light-speed.” MIND = BLOWN